Monster

The fucking thing under your bed

“Father for there is a monster under my bed” “shut the fuck up timmy and go to bed”

by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009

Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear

“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”

by dicksleeve February 5, 2023

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021

Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum

A Loch Ness monster is dum

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021