, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Max

British slang for a lanky man *cough* *cough* boy
who is the goofiest man you'll ever meat

Did you see that absolute max at Clissold Park?
His head was larger than my success rates for my GCSE's

by cvbgfhjnkml,/. September 21, 2025

Max Phipps

The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.

Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"

by Ezcrzy November 30, 2021

Max

Max is the most amazing person in the world.He is so kind and caring and so so hot . He can take a joke, hes so loyal and if his friend get hurt he will make sure they are okay. Max has the biggest heart and if you ever have a max in your life keep him as long as you can. He has an extraordinary personality and he makes people so happy especially when they are upset. If you ever get a boyfriend called Max hold on to him as long as you possibly can. You either love a max or you hate him, If you do love a max you cant not love them. He has a smile that can brighten up your whole day. when you see him it makes you smile.Max is such a great guy.

Maisie:"Madison your so lucky, you get to date max he is so great!"
Madison:"I know, he's so great!"

Sienna:"Max is such a good friend!"
Freddie:"He's so loyal."
Nathan:"I know right, he's the best."

by 14151727 March 2, 2022

rope maxing

The act of killing your self in hopes of becoming a more active or successful person.

Fuck my life imma try rope maxing

by The great wonder February 8, 2024

Max

Max

Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.

For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021

max

to define the maximum limit of something

so how bigs his dick its max

by demonlayer September 12, 2022