AKA dr. Clit or Dr. Clissy. One of the worst principals to everwalk the earth. Hated by every student and staff member. Does not actually care about students and only liked by herself and her student servants.
“Dr. Clit AKA Dr. Clissold is the worst principal in school history, I can’t even give respect her enough to call her Dr.” Dr. Clissy has struck again!
First female, Hawaiian-native, LGBTQ+ principal of Santa Rosa High School. She's always rocking an all-black/monochromatic pantsuit (and sometimes black aviators). Most students have a misinformed perception of her, but in reality she's actually really cool, down to earth, knowledgeable and a true advocate. Unfortunately, the name that has stuck the most is "Dr. Clit", but she could honestly pull a Hillary Clinton (ex: the "nasty woman" thing"). Most students haven't gotten the chance to actually know her, but once you actually sit down and have a conversation with her you'll change your mind.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.