California Milk Farmer

When a man or woman strokes a penis with both hands simulating milking a cows utters

I was watching a porn and did the good ole California Milk Farmer to it.

by Thecalimilkfarmer March 8, 2011

choccy milk expert

The act of drinking spunk from another persons aresole.

Hey Ash, fancy some Choccy Milk.

Why sure, you know I’m the Choccy Milk Expert.

by Pedro Pistola March 10, 2023

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 14, 2021

Chocolate Milk#5896

A really cool guy on Discord.

Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

Milk Me Silly

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by MMS (Milk Me Silly) April 10, 2021

Hillbilly Juicy milk

when you take hillbilly chocolate milk and add fruit juice to it

Hey can I have so Hillbilly Juicy milk

by FoxHart221 March 9, 2022

bursting anal milk

white cream coming out of your asshole, it just bursts out like u can't even feel it

last night my wife had "bursting anal milk"

by pu$$y_$layer_101 March 25, 2017