A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Epic Post mug.Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.
Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!
by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
Get the Post-neonatal drip mug.Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014
Get the spit post mug.n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.
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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.
Time to move the goal posts? Again?
Time to move the goal posts? Again?
by gnostic3 December 18, 2025
Get the goal posts mug.Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.
by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020
Get the Post-roast mug.When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
Get the Post Head Trauma Syndrome mug.The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.
Oh man did you see that new post?
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!
by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022
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