happy shaft

-- refers to the manner which a penis rises when the man gets an erection --

-- synonym for penis --

Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.

by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017

happiness

sarah, nick, spongebob, jonny, addison rae, disney +

happiness has 9 words but mine has 4 .

by yo ma house September 18, 2021

Happy

What makes you feel all wierd and high inside. The one thing that'll bring joy to your life.

She was so happy because she felt like it.

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

happy typer

A happy types is someone who gains happiness by typing. They usually sit on an electronic device all day, and are probably an aspiring writer, if not one already. Most just like to write fanfiction

"Dude, Danny's always on his computer typing all day? Does he even get any sleep?"
"No, he's one happy typer!"

by Haha I evil April 21, 2022

happy trees

the toxic cloud and the shape of the explosion after a nuclear bommbing

happy trees of hiroshima

by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017