Cousin Fucker

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”

“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

by Tommy Ruscitti May 7, 2019

Nigglytarded waffle fucker

This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.

The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.

Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?

by Piss_shitter January 21, 2024

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023

cheeto fucker

A person that performs sexual acts with Cheetos.

Person 1: I shoved 7 cheetos up my ass last night, I’m a cheeto fucker
Person 2: tickle tickle

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

LadyBoy Fucker

Somebody who enjoys having sex with ladyboys. These people are typically found in Tiwan or Cancun and most times they are named Finn.

Person 1: Did you hear Finn had sex with a ladyboy on his trip to Cancun.
Person 2: No, I didn't but I always knew he was a ladyboy fucker.

by MonkeyEnjoyer69 February 13, 2024

Friggin Fucker

A Friggin Fucker is a person that has sex with a chicken nugget and wears a macho mask too...
The person has sex with the nugget everyday too.

"Hey dude I want to let you know, I'm a Friggin fucker and I also cheated on my girlfriend."

by I'm a poopsicle November 30, 2017