fat yeti 

when a man is unable to find the vagina on an extremely fat woman, and in his frustration and urgency, begins to fuck her fat folds in substitution. he commonly will aim for the stomach, sometimes entering the bellybutton. the woman is usually hairy, which give the man the sensation similar to that of fucking a yeti.

Thomas was so drunk last night, he got desperate and gave Tara a fat yeti.

fat yeti by go fuck yo' self December 7, 2009

fat tard 

an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.

look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard

fat tard by digeratiX January 5, 2010

fat free applesauce 

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

fat free applesauce by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010

Fat-fall 

When a fat person falls down onto a couch instead of gently easing them self onto it because their legs can't support their weight on the way down.

Your grandfather just fat-falled onto the couch and broke it.

Fat-fall by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010

Fat Shut-In 

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.

Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.

Fat Shut-In by William J J T October 30, 2010

Fat Pussy Loving Hoe who wont get puss 

Donald Trump and Mr krabs

Mr krabs is a Fat Pussy Loving Hoe who wont get puss

Fat Pussy Loving Hoe who wont get puss by XXX_PewdiePuss_XXX February 10, 2018

Fat Sam 

The fat sam, otherwise known as the “fatty Samuel”is a fingering technique with the thumb in the vagina and the other four in the ass. “Four in the stank, one in the pink”

“I went to Sarah’s last night, she got the fat sam”

Fat Sam by Deezfattynutz2020 February 18, 2018