dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Dad

Dad

Dad

by The biggest idiot in history January 5, 2019

Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.

Please come home, dad.

by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

DADS

Day after drinking shits

“Yeah I didn’t even throw up after 15 white lawd but I had mega DADS”

by Soccerboy333333 November 15, 2020

Dad knees

Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.

Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?

by trying_their_best May 18, 2022