Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

cut a grub

When you slide your dick down the length of a kitchen knife

Dude, last night I totally cut a grub

by Dontsellmeadog March 3, 2025

Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.

Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.

by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

Boot Cut Cooter

A derogatory term used to usually describe women who are perceived to be promiscuous or seek attention through sexual behavior

Dang that girl is a boot cut cooter

by KinsS April 13, 2025

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

Fresh Cut

When you're at your barber and you get a fresh cut. But he says its ten dollars and you gotta run

Look at this fresh cut, ight how much

by AYeetyBoi December 5, 2019