urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.
"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"
by deos February 11, 2014
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dad cookie

Another way of saying mail genitalia
She slobbed on my dad cookie!
by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018
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Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.
Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.
by Piggyaru April 04, 2022
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Avocado Cookie

Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.
Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .
by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021
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cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
by zhack3060ti April 19, 2021
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cookie offer

An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.

For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 17, 2022
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