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bowling for soup 

bowling for soup by SillyWil September 4, 2003
A modified version of the shocker where a girl is positioned for doggy style and you put your fingers in just like you're bowling. Middle two fingers in the pink, thumb in the stink.
Bro 1: "how did it go last night with your girlfriend."

Bro 2: "Pretty good, I went bowling at the end."
Bowling by retardedunicorn March 29, 2014

305 Bowler 

Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet."
305 Bowler: "Oh Yeah, I once bowled a 305"

You: "I had 3 beers and was feeling it"
305 Bowler: "Me and my buddy were feeling it after we finished a keg between the 2 of us."
305 Bowler by GilMo702 October 14, 2008

Bowlful of wrong 

Something very bad or wrong.
Coined by Larry David on 'Curb your Enthusiasm'
"My daughter shaved her head today to look like Britney Spears"
"That's a bowlful of wrong"

backside bowlslide 

facing the tank of your toilet land a poo on the sloping side.so it slides down!!!!
at school today i pulled off a backside bowlslide!!
backside bowlslide by 13btt September 30, 2004

Puck Bowling Fuck 

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.
Puck Bowling Fuck by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009