My April

April from “Definitely, Maybe”

You’re my April

by Caritas April 15, 2025

April 20th

International "Tip Your Favorite Creator For No Reason at all" day. A day to celebrate your favorite, talented OF creator!

"Hey babe! Why did you tip me $500 right now? 🥰" "Oh it's because it's April 20th!"

by viko22 April 19, 2024

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

all women april

All women April is to support and celebrate all women throughout April and their struggles

Girl:All women April is coming up
Boy: what’s that

Girl : it’s where you support all women and their Struggles

by Tinffay March 22, 2022

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 10

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025