bestest friend

A person who is closer than a bestfriend and you would consider your sister

Maria was Brianna's bestest friend

by bestest friend January 30, 2017

friends with detriments

the opposite of a friend with benefits. this a person with whom you maintain some form of emotional (hopefully mutual) relationship, but for whatever reason has ceased the physical (sexual) aspects. it may be an on again off again situation or just one that has stagnated to no longer manifest itself in physical affection though for some god forsaken reason still won't die completely. inexplicably these arrangements call for mutual exclusivity resulting in two sexually unsatisfied parties

I totally would've hooked up with that chick but I still got this friends with detriments thing going with suzy

by thetommyshow April 6, 2010

Safety Friend

A friend who will always be there when everyone else fails. Most of the time not considered a desirable position to be in. Side effects of being a safety friend include being left behind as your friends make new friends and leave, only being called upon when a friend needs to wine or complain, and might also include a life without anyone to trust or keep close.

Alex: Man, I'm tired of all my new friends. They were so "of the moment"

John: Well we always have our safety friends to call on.

by ajjellz June 19, 2009

Vaginary Friends

it is another word for benifrends or friends w/benefits.

Me and my friends came up with this word while sitting in the caf one day. one of my friends was lying in a booth and one of my other friends said 'oh you mean your imaginary friend??' and my friend that was lying down in the booth popped up and said 'did u just say vaginary friends' it was hilarious!!

Guy: "I love having benifriends!! Its such a relief!"
Guy's Friend: "Oh you mean you love having vaginary friends!"
Guy: "OMG!! Yes, I love having vaginary friends!!"

by Nefertiri November 30, 2009

Flirt Friend

Noun: A friend that you flirt with, even though you would never date him/her, a practice crush so you're prepared when you actually have one.

When Simon was my flirt friend and I practiced on him so much that some of my friends thought we were actually dating.

by Jasmine319 September 20, 2014

friend chameleon

-A very unreliable friend who flakes at a moments notice, never answers calls, and "blends in" to a group of friends only when it fits his/her needs.

-Acts a different way around each group of friends.

-I haven't seen Joey in like 6 months, and he wont call me back!
-I know! He only hangs out with us when he has absolutely nothing else to do. He's such a friend chameleon.

by johnnymoe88 July 29, 2011

My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence

My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)

by CharleySketch June 28, 2020