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Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
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French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.
John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."
by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023
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French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.
"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."
by Psyduckery May 26, 2023
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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french dyke

sybille foucart
Many Europeans wish they were a french dyke
by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019
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French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
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