too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

Dwight's Wheelchair

This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.

Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.

by LastlyFirstly August 23, 2014

Regurgitating the wheel

To continually rehash the same negative emotions and behaviors leading to the same negative end and experience.

What is the point in going over old ground, you're simply regurgitating the wheel.

by Lazita May 18, 2015

meal on wheels

when you eat out a handicapped chick who is in a wheelchair

"Fuck man I totally got that broad a meal on wheels"
"I'm worried about you Todd"

by pseudonymfordicksandstuff April 1, 2016

swedish ferris wheel

When multiple people (preferably dudes but girls on the same end would be cool) lay like in a spoke with their heads close to one another's and 1 bitch sits on their faces one by one.

That bitch was so sexy we all wanted to grub that box, so she agreed to let us all do it at once and gave us a Swedish Ferris Wheel. april shower bukkake

by The 3 6 October 6, 2016

smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.

Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!

by Chrisper June 20, 2016

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017