by Varrick86 June 09, 2018
a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees
by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021
by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022
A Turtle is someone that is usually very clumsy both physically and mentally. They are very vhirpy people but they knock over drinks and ashtrays a lot. When playing board ganes with a Turtle they will constantly need reminded of the rules to the point where you feel the need to spaz-moan and start slapping your face in disbelief. Turtles can also be great Ice Breakers as they can withstand constant barrages of comedic mockery from all angles due to their impenetrable shell.
Whilst playing snakes and ladders, Bobby rolled a 5 and went up a snake... Thinking he was only 3 squares from winning, Bobby was pumped.
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
^Bobby is an absolute Turtle"
"OMFG Dude You are such a Turtle!"
by StrudlePie June 02, 2018
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
by Lakelesbos69 August 30, 2021