SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Toe sticks

A birds toes, similar to toe beans for cats, but toe sticks for birds as they have sticks for toes

Look at that birds toe sticks
Aren’t his toe sticks so cute

by Angel-milo March 14, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Toe Stink!

What my sister exclaims when she sees toes.

Oh Toe Stink!

by Goomba420 March 21, 2023

Camel Toe

The word(s) Camel Toe refers to the shape that is formed on a woman's vagina when her pants are too tight.

L : "dude, Mrs. T has got an epic camel toe"
G : "You Goddamn pervert."

by Тимофей March 24, 2023