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Crooked Neck Bitch

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"
Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"
by lttlmtn July 19, 2017
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Givin' Up Dat Neck

Although many believe this term is used explicitly for oral pleasures and to describe the term as such, it is actually an ancient term that goes back for centuries and even millenia at a time.
It's the year 1469. Snoop Drac and his gang of mecha death bats soar into the skies of ancient Egypt and tear down all of the Great Squares of Egypt to reveal Great Pyramids. His mission of creating a new national landmark that looked like fangs had succeeded! However, something was missing, something that he had been yearning for since the very beginning of his existance. He then realized that nobody, NOBODY, was givin' up dat neck.
Dat neck for Snoop Drac was like sex for your mom; he couldn't live without dat neck. He went to the nearest Egyptian and bit dat neck till he sucked his neck up like a bendy straw. He became so powerful that day that he had a new, ongoing mission that he could only wish to do in a single lifetime; get as many people as possible to give up dat neck.
To this day, Snoop Drac continues to get people to give up dat neck, and he does it on a daily basis.
Look out behind you! Snoop Drac and his mecha death bats might be behind you right now! The only question is... Are you givin' up dat neck or not?
by Goldrute000 May 3, 2016
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Purple V-Neck Day

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.
Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.
by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010
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Neck Terribles

The unsightly hairs found in the lower region at the back of the neck.
"I'm going to the barber to have my neck terribles trimmed."
by newbkat October 5, 2011
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Boomer Necking

When you are playing a video game particularly an FPS and you're leaning forward so much trying to spot enemies you look like a boomer reading an email. Could be as much as 6 inches away from the screen just trying to figure out if an enemy is there or not. This term originated playing Hell Let Loose and other tactical shooters where the engagement ranges are very long and enemy players can sometimes be just a handful of pixels.
I'm boomer necking this ridge so hard right now, if any one pixel moves I can take a shot.

Bro I can't stop boomer necking this angle, my back is actually getting sore lol.

- Is that a tank?

- No, I've been boomer necking that position it's already destroyed.
by ReconPete February 2, 2025
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Neck

Yes you have a better neck than the Trump chick...
Hym "Yeah, yeah you neck is better. Relax... And do get a big head about it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
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Slick-neck

Someone who is a smooth talker. They can talk their way in or out of any situation.
That Tracy is a real slick-neck! She certainly pulled the wool over our eyes!
by DebbieDingle July 26, 2021
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