Right On the Skonker

Skonker is another word for Head.

When you're playing video games with a Northern Irish man and he gets a headshot kill and does a victory lap around his kitchen shouting "right on the skonker" in sheer excitement

"I was playing GTA Online last night, fighting a try hard hard a gave him a bad going over, sniper bullet right on the skonker, you wouldn't credit it man"

by LingLongJohn January 10, 2022

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Left and righted it

Left and righted it Another way of saying you have left work double early ni

Have you left and righted it from work yet?

by Double busy October 11, 2019

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Right Angled

When you are sitting on the floor watching a movie with someone and they sit perpendicular to you at legs length. Thus creating a right angle.

So, she put on a movie and totally right angled me. I felt like I was watching the movie alone.

by Spaghetti Don January 21, 2024

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right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

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