shit bucket

A bucket in which to shit

guy 1: "hey man do you know where the bathroom is I gotta take a massive dump"
guy 2: "use the shit bucket"

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant December 4, 2018

Mind Shit

The act of clearing your mind before doing something kickass.

Qui-Gon Jinn took a massive Mind Shit between the laser walls while fighting Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace.

by Fishlipz July 11, 2009

shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Zit Shit

The puss that comes out of a Zit

I was squeezing my zit and I got ZIT SHIT all over my bathroom mirror

by Missy Harding January 25, 2008

piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018

Shit cricket

A cricket that lives in feces

This morning i tripped on dog poop and scared off a shit cricket!

by Loaftard August 12, 2018