Douche my Chode

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

My Rhett Butler

When you have finally gotten to the point of not taking a lovers or ex lovers mind games, BS, etc. You don't give a damn anymore! You are done! "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

When you say to your friends " I reached "My Rhett Butler" with him" It is so over!"

by Hot Hot Babe! October 31, 2010

poppin my veins

when you become so angry at someone that the veins in your head begin to pop out.

Roomate 1: Dammit why cant you ever put your pants on.

Roomate 2: Your intolerence of my freedom is poppin my veins.

by little winston August 29, 2010

Pack my beak

The act of sniffing obcene amounts of cocaine.

Hey Debbie, meet me in the bathroom to pack my beak.

Im going to the club tonight..gonna meet chicks, dance and pack my beak.

by tboy68 December 23, 2008

shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014

Tagging my pixel

Is used to mean that one has had a rather unsatisfying orgasm. It felt good at the time, but was rather rubbish when looked at retropectively.

Bob: I had a terrible night last night
Frank: What happened?
Bob: I was doing cybersex with Jannet and I just ended up tagging my pixel
Frank: Bummer!

by Fredderick the strange May 17, 2014

dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

by leafblower December 8, 2014