Names Jond

The opposite of James Bond. A very unsure person.

So opposite that Names Jond is not the incorrect reversal of first letters of the name James Bond.

He can't ever order anything, he's a Names Jond

by Maverickisgoose October 11, 2025

name

(1) A title used in speech to refer to a specific entity.
Apparently, most users registered on Urban Dictionary have this bizarre obsession of forging definitions about people's names.
And 40% of the time, their definitions are true.

(2) A verb which is used to give an entity an identifiable name.

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𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 : "Hey, Tod!"
𝗧𝗼𝗱 : *hastily closes laptop in fear* "H-hey there, Chase!"
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 : "Are you hiding something from me? If it's porn, it's fine."
𝗧𝗼𝗱 : "It isn't... Uh, see for yourself." *gently opens laptop*
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 : "Why are you composing a definition about a girl named 'Sophie'?"
𝗧𝗼𝗱 : *sighs* "Yeah... I need help."
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 : "You really do."

by Tyrone-Diesel October 13, 2025

name-gender unidentifiability

The moment when someone (your Mom) cannot correctly identify the gender of a name, e.g. your Mom thinks that Jesse is a feminine name even though it akcually is a masculine name

When I told my mom I was friends with Jesse, she was like, 'Oh, is she nice?' That's total name-gender unidentifiability—Jesse can totally be a guy's name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

My name is Cleveland Brown

And I am proud to be

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my hometown

by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

Nicolas name

The long version of a name.

Eddie's Nicolas name is Edward.

by T0NES October 20, 2025

Teacher Names

Names we use to humiliate Land'tt teachers.
Ex. Ohio Hassan

guy1: ew its that chemistry teacher
guy2: we need new teacher names now

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

My name

You know who you're doing this to and if you paid the wrong person you are doing it deliberately to get away with not paying me.

Hym "You don't need me to say my name because WE ALL KNOW that it would take 0 second flat for the government to find someone who isn't hiding. So I'm not doing it. You know who you're doing this to. You can eat shit and die."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025