Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 09, 2024

hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!

by wifeyevie November 03, 2010

portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 07, 2021

tweaker muffin

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

by XHennessyx May 01, 2023

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

Creamy muffin

When you creampie her and beat her pussy with your dick so it's swollen

I gave Mandy such a good creamy muffin yesterday and she wants more

by Good dick41 April 16, 2024

water muffin

Someone who takes roids

Yeah you know dan, hes a right water muffin

by Ben6789 February 20, 2016