Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

long lad

The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby

The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo

by Bigsam1 October 11, 2018

daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek

person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference

by **lesbian goddess** April 9, 2019

long burgoid

A burger THE LOOOOONG WAY.
Typically a burger served in a horizontal direction.

"I went to Bunnings and had a Long Burgoid!"

by Beefboy February 7, 2025

long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

Long

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

by friss June 28, 2023

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021