Lesbian card

A move that women can do to shutdown men they aren't attracted to

Hey, you get her number?

nah, she pulled a lesbian card

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 18, 2023

Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.

Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."

by holymeowly April 24, 2023

Lesbian

a woman/female-aligned person who is attracted to other women/female-aligned people.

Layla : hey mom, i think i'm a lesbian.
Mom : okay! :)

by skarme May 15, 2023

lesbian

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

lesbian

me

im a lesbian

by ciobhcwripal July 1, 2023

Lesbian Sex

When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.

Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"

by princesspostal July 17, 2023

lesbianage

Da covert spying or other sneaky/illegal actions performed either by or regarding a "real girl".

While it's often said dat "real girls kiss other girls", you might wanna watch out if a chick moves in on you uninvited for some copious "lip-service" --- she might just be engaged in lesbianage.

by QuacksO July 28, 2023