A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. by Queverizzy February 2, 2024
Get the L rizzmug. This is an acronym used by the youth of today to signify "Large Penis in My Ass".
Commonly used when texting a friend whilst you are doing the dirty.
Commonly used when texting a friend whilst you are doing the dirty.
Friend 1 whilst texting: Hey Ryan!
Friend 2: sorry, can't talk right now. L. PIMA!
Friend 1: alright, enjoy ;)
Friend 2: sorry, can't talk right now. L. PIMA!
Friend 1: alright, enjoy ;)
by popmypussy22 August 2, 2018
Get the L. PIMAmug. 


