by AlexKim March 1, 2019
Get the Jake Schlaerthmug. Jake Forburger is used to describe a very cool, calm, and athletic white man. Along with very sought after by the ladies.
by tomdemp October 2, 2025
Get the Jake Forburgermug. When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.
by Checkoff June 13, 2024
Get the Wet Jakemug. Jake is a dickhead who shoots up heroine on the bathroom floor of his ex girlfriends apartment while placing a fish on his head. He is also the person who would shoot up a school and forget how to use a gun.
by Loverboyyyzzz December 4, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
Get the Jake (person)mug. Jake is a retard
by Jake the idiot 101 October 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
by Slayslahslay July 14, 2022
Get the Jakemug.