Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is the kind of guy to piss about on a discord server and go on raging power trips, he prefers to associate himself with 'conservatives' when in reality he dabbles in gay gimp clubs; his 'speeches' are on how much he loves to curl his dick into a ball and tickle the little baby hairs on his nuts.
Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
Jacob in all loves to kiss babies, he has admitted to this multiple times, he's also a closeted anarchist and fascist depending on which day it is and what he's feeling (when he's not feeling other men's bollocks)
The name and word 'Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' is all in all an aweful name.
'Did you hear about Jacob?' 'Yeah the obese gimp who enjoys primary schools right?'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'
Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
'Jacob NonOyaoFakinBuissness' was at it again wasn't he?' 'Yup saw him at the club recently, he was outside trying to spank himself'
Jacob 'NonOyaoFakinBuissness' 'Oh thats a shit name'
by EwwwITSTHEIRS May 3, 2023
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by sarahpacito December 10, 2019
Get the Jacob Masters mug.However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.
- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
by JbeanYE September 1, 2022
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by Imasimp13 October 27, 2020
Get the Kale Jacobs mug.Within the vast tapestry of humanity, a seemingly unremarkable soul resides, bearing neither extraordinary gifts nor striking countenance. At times, their demeanor may be marred by unkindness or impatience. Devoid of distinctive allure, their presence drifts across the landscape of life like a solitary wanderer, inviting neither deep inquiry nor warm embrace. Thank you for your discernment....LOVES MEMES
by ehe te nandayo December 14, 2023
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