Phrase you use to justify your compulsive buying disorder on Amazon. (You pay for a monthly membership so you have to keep buying stuff right?)
Wife: "Honey, I'm worried about how much you are spending on Amazon, do we really needed another set of knives and color changing light bulbs? also they keyboard has been working fine why did you order a new one?
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"
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Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*
Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*
by PairOfDucks February 21, 2015
Get the Fucks I give mug."If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.
If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.
Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.
FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.
Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.
FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.
If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...
Thee.
If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...
Thee.
by The Winchester. January 26, 2023
Get the If I Were The Devil mug.Me: Hey, mom. I can't do the dishes because I have a lot of homework, and I need to study.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.
Mom: Okay, sweety.
Me: *goes to room* Okay, I'm going to actually study now. Scratch that, I'm gonna go watch anime.
by chovy897 May 6, 2021
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Used to express immense love for someone or something but unlike love it is not permanent.
Use lobb for added effect, to be
Mysterious.
Also because the word love was so last century
Used to express immense love for someone or something but unlike love it is not permanent.
Use lobb for added effect, to be
Mysterious.
Also because the word love was so last century
Eg : omg dude I 'lobb' you so much
(notice it's cute and leaves the reader/receiver wondering wth the person saying)
(notice it's cute and leaves the reader/receiver wondering wth the person saying)
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