have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Having a rinse

To excessively put all your money/pay checks through the online pokies.

Hey what are you doing? Just having a rinse.

Hes over there having a rinse that bloke.
Youd be all good if you never rinsed so much.
Bens on the rinse again.

by Having a rinse October 2, 2021

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

I have a blue ass

To have guy on guy sex

“I have a blue ass”

“So your gay”

by Jhonathansfemaleparent October 7, 2021

Having a Dorse

A state of mind when you are very confused and angry, but don't know what to do about it.

OMG - I'm having a Dorse today mate! Can't cope!

by Wombatchops22 October 7, 2021

I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.

She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!

by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021