happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!

Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.

by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016

happy

when you are angry

i happy he stole my water

by bansom June 28, 2022

Happy

Being excited

The little boy was happy because it was his birthday therefore he jumped with excitement.

by Yosee February 5, 2020

happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.

I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.

by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015

Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa

Happy-Seal it's very interesant

by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020

13th day of happiness

"Happiness on January 13" is a very good day for Poles. On January 13, the online store under the name shoppe withdraws from Poland. Annoying ads with children's songs that used to annoy everyone will disappear and never come back.

-Hey!
-What?
-Tomorrow is the 13th day of happiness.
- That's right, I'll prepare the champagne.

by CRAFTEROSKI January 12, 2023