Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

Donkey

Shrek’s best friend though he can be annoying at times, he’s a lovable loyal donkey that will attend to all of gamer chad shrek’s needs.

1. Oh my gosh did you see donkey over their.
2. Yeah, I wish I was a chad shrek.

by MiGmanhug December 6, 2021

Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 17, 2019

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023

Slaying donkeys on tinder

Someone who goes on tinder to sleep with fat chicks

Pat spends his weekends slaying donkeys on tinder

by King2103 October 4, 2018

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017