Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s

I found Jah’s dad

by Champ3214 April 26, 2022

Dad

Missing

He could be getting the milk and he could not, you wouldn't know .

Jimmy: "Did you hear about Bob's dad?"
John: "yeah, he's just getting the milk"
Jimmy: "but its been three years, John"

by your dad who is getting milk April 26, 2022

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

DAD

Dumb Ass Douche

Don’t be such a DAD!

by Big Back Daddy December 13, 2024

girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.

a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches

by radiorevel January 2, 2024

Dad

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019