D-Kwitch

1. (noun): one equipped with the necessary skills, and an EMS pager, to take immediate action in any emergency medical situation ; also extremely talented at carrying awkwardly large and misshaped objects
2. (verb): to act immediately on any injury in such a magical way that the injury miraculously fixes itself

1. Girl: Look at that pager on that D-Kwitch, draws a lot of attention to his butt.
2. Girl: OMG, I just hurt my arm carrying this dragon around the school.
Girl 2: Let's D-Kwitch it up!

by glitter_pistol November 5, 2012

D-Bod

Douchebag Of The Day. Can be a racist alcoholic movie star, or your bigoted religious zealot next-door neighbour. You know exactly who I'm talking about. They may even just be wearing last weeks sneakers.

I can't believe that D-Bod was hosting the breakfast show!

by The Scarf August 30, 2013

d-thur

Lizzy Krzeminski. A delusional loser who thinks she's friends with celebrity Tina Fey.

Lizzy is a D-Thur

by Tina Fey the comedy queen September 7, 2013

Gary-D

Noun/Verb Meaning a "boner" or erection.

Tommy: "Are you sporting a Gary-D?"

Joesph: "... Maybe.."

by Harem Spotter January 9, 2012

Sticky D

The act of dropping a piece of gum into the ass crack of another person as punishment for having a revealed ass crack.

I knew i should have shaved my butt hairs, Dante got me with another Sticky D!

by EtnadAtsisab October 9, 2011

D*cklick

Muselk's real passion

Bro, Eliot is such a d*cklick.

by Lazarbeam#BL March 1, 2019

Philly D

when someone stays home from school and you tell the principal that they killed themself, when really they were at home watching Phillip DeFranco and drinking a cup of joe

You better come to school tomorrow or I’ll Philly D you!

by TMO11 February 19, 2019