Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.

Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!

by Farting Tim March 20, 2022

crack shaka laka

when your super high and it like holy fucc

man timmy's dad went crack shaka laka

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Whats Cracking Shawty?

Used to tell your bitch what's up.

hey Whats Cracking Shawty? want to fuck?

by Cumshot69420 June 9, 2021

Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7

The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck

by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021

Ass crack of fuck

🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.

-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.

Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.

by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 16, 2023

cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets

Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...

by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022

fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022