Cock Blocker

used to describe someone who will do all they can to stop a man from hooking up with a girl
(could be referred to homosexuals also)

Man, I could of hooked up with that hot girl I was talking to tonight but my ex was all over me. She's such a cock blocker!

by vakdra November 25, 2003

Cock it in the Backside

1. To turn an image behind another image on a diagonal axis.
2. Anal sex

1. Take that image of a magazine and cock it in the backside.
2. I'd really love it if you'd cock me in the backside!

by codem August 17, 2009

cock surfer

someone who likes to get fucked by one cock after another

Example:

"Lisa was the main attraction in a 15-man gangbang. She would ride one cock for a few minutes then go to the next. She's the best cock surfer I've ever seen."

by sockboy666 July 14, 2009

cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

cock fur

Heinously thick growth of pubic hair - resembling your grandma's wig or perhaps the mane of a musk ox (#2). May result from too many hormone-laced chicken nuggets or early-onset masturbation. Similar to a mucket, but real.

I was playing the drunk houdini on this chic at the party last night when her biff figured me out and shaved off my cock fur. Now my weenie's cold.

by wareagle420 September 18, 2009

Cock Gridlock

Similar to the cock block, but the guy-to-girl ratio is higher, about 4:1. Usually a team effort.

Your friend seems rather annoyed about that cock gridlock we created last night.

by TromboneMechanic September 21, 2009

Cock Creep

When someone attempts to see, touch or fondle a man's genitalia, quickly, without being noticed. Common during a make-out session or in the event of sheer curiosity.

I was using the restroom at my friend's house when her and her girlfriend entered and cock creeped while I urinated in the toilet.

by Freaky-P January 24, 2010