Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition April 28, 2016

Block-beggar

A person on social media that uses insults and ad hominems, instead of engaging in intellectually honest debate, then feigns shock and dismay when he is blocked. These people typically spend time on conspiracy theory sites and have problems separating fact from fiction.

This block-beggar is just hoping I'll block him so he can talk more trash when I'm gone.

by Nitsujmai January 30, 2017

Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.

"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"

by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023

bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.

DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..

by Myfeed22 February 06, 2014

The dummy on the block

Her name is Makayla, she's probably goofy and gets a 13 out of 25 on her history report. YEAH SHES DUMB

Hi my name is Makayla. And I get bad grades. My friend calls me the dummy on the block

by Dummy on the block March 01, 2021

Squad-block

Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.

"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.

Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"

Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?

Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.

by Nigchelle June 23, 2015

block bunny

a treesh/hoe

ay twin you seen that new girl at school ?

“dont fw her bro she a block bunny”

by willecks May 04, 2024