Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Asshole

Someone who stops a conversation by saying "Did I ask?"

person 1: "I got a cat today."
person 2: "Did I ask?"
person 1: "You're an asshole."

by notbillybob420 March 5, 2021

Asshole

Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.

Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.

He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.

by meatbeans February 18, 2021

Asshole

An Eminem song in which he states that everybody knows that he's just an asshole

Everybody knows that Eminem is just an asshole.

by Awesomicus February 5, 2015

village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

Asshole

1. Annoying egotistical people.

2. A name you call a close friend but do not mean it in a harsh way.

1. I fucking hate you asshole. Get out of my life.

2. Love you asshole

by Tree Diego November 17, 2017