His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
by tyrannicalpie October 18, 2014
Get the Texas twins mug.Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 2, 2017
Get the The Texas two step mug.A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017
Get the texas toilet mug.That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
Get the Texas Load Wars mug.by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025
Get the Are you from Texas? mug.The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
Get the Texas Snowboard mug.When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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