straight trick bitch

see also trick ass ho

kelly is such a straight trick bitch, blow jobs are her specialty

by jimmie bob thortan April 22, 2006

keep your head on straight

When everything around you is {dysfunctional}, make sure you keep your head on straight (i.e. normal).

Keep you head on straight in this abnormal} psychologically damaging office!
You know to keep your head on straight or as a normal person.

by Galerose September 21, 2017

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

by The Real Driller December 31, 2016

Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon

The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.

Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon.

Alice: Right Ralph, right.

by Hank Tofferston June 17, 2009

straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

couldn't lie straight in bed

This phrase is used to mean that somebody is very dishonest and lies a lot.

As if anyone believes what s/he said, the wo(man) couldn't lie straight in bed!

by definer567 November 25, 2015