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James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey
You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
mugGet the James longmug.

long covididiot

cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!
Hundreds of long covididiots shitposts are on sorryantivaxxer.com
by Conservaxxitive July 8, 2024
mugGet the long covididiotmug.

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days
by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017
mugGet the long cackmug.

holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.
Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.
by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023
mugGet the holding the long stickmug.

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.
"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"
by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016
mugGet the Long puddin'mug.

long island

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.
“Lawnguyland, New york

Long island is the best place to live. Represent!
by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019
mugGet the long islandmug.

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
mugGet the Captain Longmug.

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