Dirty 5 Hole

When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.

We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..

by MistaBigSexyBones August 27, 2019

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5 jan 2030

the day all furry turn there human form and touch grass and its the day when all furry die and brought to jail fee free to kick there ass until the full moon furry will be normal and there dads will come back with the milk

2029 time 12:49 :
dude my furry power is gonna get distoryed
ha loser im so happy i love 5 jan 2030

by zred2006 February 7, 2022

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The Kef 5

Was an event that took place between the evening hours of April 18th, 2022 to the morning of April 19th, 2022. 5 Junior Officers of the U.S Navy stationed in Keflavik, Iceland violated the liberty policy by returning to their quarters passed the mandated curfew. Subsequently, an investigation was launched in an attempt to contain late night shenanigans committed by Junior Officers. The parties involved were all sentenced to reenact the touring show “Disney on Ice” in front of a live audience whilst refraining from any alcohol consumption.

Joe: I can’t believe these idiots did this.. They’ll forever be known as “The Kef 5”!
Slots: Give it a year, and I’ll show you something better!

by TESTICLETWISTER March 17, 2024

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5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡

"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"

by Krkič January 1, 2021

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