When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.
We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..
by MistaBigSexyBones August 28, 2019