Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016

beef sand

The crusty, gritty residue that makes it's home around the anus's halo.

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."

by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef

Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?

by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

the beef grinder

When a girl is giving her man a blowjob, and she bites on his tip to let him know, its the worst sex of her life.

Tristan thompson recieved the beef grinder from khloe khardashian after he was seen cheating on her.

by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019