Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

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Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

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Murder in a fuck box

Murder in a fuck box

1. Term for extreme rough sex.

2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.

1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?

Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.

Or

Hey Jethro how was your date last night?

Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.

2.

Welcome to KFC what can I get you?

Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.

You want a side of cole slaw?

by Vananono April 19, 2018

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fucked potato

when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

by soggy biskit May 30, 2018

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Dumb fuck

Some one who rides an electronic scooter while holding a roman candle in their hand while lite.

Oh wow look at that dumb fuck

by Quirkyme July 4, 2025

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Suck fuck

The most extreme form of Australian schoolyard gloating or expressing one's enjoyment over someone else's misfortune, suffering or malevolent scheme that failed.

"Come a gutser, did ya? Suck fuck."

by Cool4Katz March 27, 2025

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