1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
Get the fucking can openermug. A response to someone contradicting something that is true.
Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
by Quisker September 23, 2017
Get the The fuck it does(n't)mug. by M3M3life February 13, 2021
Get the shit bitch fuckmug. by gamer words July 23, 2021
Get the fucks hardmug. Mango fuck is just Mango Fuck. Mango fuck solves all problems in the world, such as worldwide hunger and poverty. Mango Fuck is an answer made by Julemanden. Husk at tage sol før Julemanden boller dig til jul
by Daus131243 November 5, 2021
Get the Mango Fuckmug. by Shdfsrt May 8, 2022
Get the I fucked my stepsistermug. A name that describes men, after women who don’t wanna take accountability for their actions and end up getting their feels hurt.
Katie told Wilma that John was a Fuck Boy because he hadn’t called her since he hit it even though she had stressed him out the whole 2 months prior.
by MoHamNoPork August 14, 2018
Get the Fuck Boymug.