Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas

by Sol618 August 25, 2022

Fuck cunt

The voice in my head that talks about scars

Hay voice in my head you are a fuck Cunt for taking about scars

by Glover February 10, 2021

Cluster-Fuck(s)

A word used in a stressful situation;
An insult implying that one person or a group of people are messy, idiotic, and overall just a waste of human resources.

Person One:"This Mid-Term has me so stressed. It's going to leave me looking like a Cluster-Fuck!"

Person Two:"God.. Those girls are all just a bundle of Cluster-Fuck(s)!"

Person Three: -Traffic, Late for important meeting- "CLUSTER-FUCKS!"

by HeyyyItsATaco February 26, 2017

Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.

Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.

by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019

Fucking

Fucking, you can use fucking in any and every sentence and the sentence will somehow make sense

I fucking hate you bonqueque you ugly ass fucking bitch I hope you choke of a fucking cheesestick

by Lil dager dick June 12, 2022

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019