Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

fuck those fuckers

While I may not agree with you, I understand you're mad at someone and as your friend, I'm on your side.

"I can't believe this politician guy did this horrible thing. I hate those people with that political belief"
"yeah. fuck those fuckers"

by Doc Wat January 23, 2021

Jam Fuck

Sex Position where the girl holds her body weight up using her hands only above the man who is laying down

Hannah: James Jam Fuck me
Soosh: I’m in the closet

James: ok babe

by Gorillacome May 30, 2022

Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024

Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.

I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.

by The definition man who defines April 9, 2023

fuck

anything

to the tune of if ur happy and u know it
if ur a fuccer and u know it fuck hands
if u fuck em and u like it fuck em more
if ur really really like it and u bored of ur hands the fuck the fucking first girl u see

by smearypooontheloo December 18, 2019