After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
Get the Primal Fuck Disordermug. Sexual act where Person A (the receiver) lays face down on a surface while Person B (the penetrator) is positioned above and proceeds to penetrate Person A vigorously, using gravitational force as the primary mode of penetration.
by acockyone September 18, 2025
Get the fucked downmug. When a wood pecker really goes to town on a tree, generally a rotten one that it can really sink its big hard beak into
by Wankiedoodle April 18, 2018
Get the Beak fuckmug. 
by jimmythefartking March 11, 2025
Get the Angle Fuckedmug.